Roxy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so excited you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front everyone And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on. Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 very nice. i hope i only get the top two for the rest of my days. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Strange...I would've thought the first one would involve at least one "little person". Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 ninersgirl you are too funny. Hit it right on the head...no pun intended, well maybe just a little... very funny... oh yeah...sex in the kitchen isn't cool? you sure 'bout that? My bad... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I'm at the bedroom stage right now. Quote Link to comment
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