Roxy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck . Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more wine. 13 Things PMS Stands For : 1 Pass My Shotgun 2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5 People Make me Sick 6 Provide Me with Sweets 7 Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pimples May Surface 9 Pass My Sweat pants 10 Pissy Mood Syndrome 11 Plainly; Men Suck 12 Pack My Stuff and my favorite one! 13. Potential Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ...Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks .... but Wine SINGS!!! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Dangerous time for men!!!! I'm going to make this into a pamplet and pass it out!!!! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Hmmmm...puts me to mind of this old saying: Anyone who says a square peg does not fit into a circular hole has never seen a crazy bítch with a hammer... Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Those were great ninersgirl...I'm with you....wine cures all. Trust me fella's, it works. I know about these things!! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Dangerous time for men!!!! I'm going to make this into a pamplet and pass it out!!!! I bet you could make a lot of money off of that! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Dangerous time for men!!!! I'm going to make this into a pamplet and pass it out!!!! I bet you could make a lot of money off of that! I figure between my pamplets and AR's magazine we can save a lot of men out there. Quote Link to comment
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