AR Husker Fan Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 NOTE: Since we men rule the world, I suppose it's only fair to occassionally post the following drivel to give some ray of hope to our female member... Laws For Women To Live By 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor - a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. Learn to GIVE ORAL!!! Quote Link to comment
KansasHusker Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. Learn to GIVE ORAL!!! Quote Link to comment
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