AR Husker Fan Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." “Well, that is wonderful", said the husband. His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife exclaims, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!" His funeral service will be held on Saturday. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Somehow, I just knew you'd respond to this thread. Odd, that... Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Somehow, I just knew you'd respond to this thread. Odd, that... Had too... wouldn't want to dissappoint anyone now would I? Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Somehow, I just knew you'd respond to this thread. Odd, that... Had too... wouldn't want to dissappoint anyone now would I? In that case, are you three feet tall, have pistol-grip ears...? Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 God bless that man! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Somehow, I just knew you'd respond to this thread. Odd, that... Had too... wouldn't want to dissappoint anyone now would I? In that case, are you three feet tall, have pistol-grip ears...? well?????????????? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Somehow, I just knew you'd respond to this thread. Odd, that... Had too... wouldn't want to dissappoint anyone now would I? In that case, are you three feet tall, have pistol-grip ears...? I think I just pissed myself!!!! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I think I just pissed myself!!!! I thought I smelt the urine of a dog in heat. That makes no sense... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I think I just pissed myself!!!! I thought I smelt the urine of a dog in heat. That makes no sense... so you are a conisiour of dog in heat urine? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I think I just pissed myself!!!! I thought I smelt the urine of a dog in heat. That makes no sense... You tend to just walk into sh*t don't you??? Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I think I just pissed myself!!!! I thought I smelt the urine of a dog in heat. That makes no sense... You tend to just walk into sh*t don't you??? he does make it easy Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I'm easy... Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 7, 2007 Author Share Posted July 7, 2007 I'm easy... Say - you aren't related to HuskerNCo, are you? Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I'm easy... Say - you aren't related to HuskerNCo, are you? sisters i think Quote Link to comment
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