huskernumerouno Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?" Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money.." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?" "Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. "OK," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do ........ First , You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once ... and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her." The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things ..." "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is." As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, "Wherez zat tequila?" He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with big slurps. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence. Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body. "Now," he says. "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?" Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 watta bout the ol lady??? sequel Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 to much alcohol make you forgetful, this is proof why i dont drink tokillya Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Must of been Boomer... except that part about him drinking the tequila must of been made up. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 That's a "what the f#*k did I do last night" moment!!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 i have never in my life gone to bed with a fat ugly woman......... .....woke up with quite a few of them though Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 No way will I ever get that drunk!!!!! I once hit on a very very very large man's wife.................but that's a different story. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 No way will I ever get that drunk!!!!! I once hit on a very very very large man's wife.................but that's a different story. i have to raise the bullsh#t flag on this one Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 No way will I ever get that drunk!!!!! I once hit on a very very very large man.................but that's a different story. That's more like it... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 No way will I ever get that drunk!!!!! I once hit on a very very very large man's wife.................but that's a different story. That's more like it...and I like men to pet my a$$!!!! Your homesexual tendencies are becoming a problem!!! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Homophobe!!! Wait no... I'm not gay. SECURITY!!! Take this man away! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted July 15, 2007 Author Share Posted July 15, 2007 cat fight Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Homophobe!!! Wait no... I'm not gay. SECURITY!!! Take this man away! I beat him up earlier who is actually myself which means I have split personalities which means I'm unstable which is WHY I'm security!!!! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted July 15, 2007 Author Share Posted July 15, 2007 Perfect for the job Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ***SNIP***I'm unstable ***SNIP*** No argument here... Quote Link to comment
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