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An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.

 

The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.

 

As they went along they passed some people

 

Who remarked it was a shame the old man

 

Was walking and the boy was riding.

 

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,

 

So they changed positions.

 

 

 

Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,

 

"What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

 

So they then decided they'd both walk!

 

Soon they passed some more people who thought

 

They were stupid to walk when they had a

 

Decent donkey to ride.

 

So, they both rode the donkey.

 

Now they passed some people

 

Who shamed them by saying how awful to

 

Put such a load on a poor donkey.

 

The boy and man figured they were probably right,

 

So they decide to carry the donkey.

 

As they crossed the bridge,

 

They lost their grip on the animal

 

And he fell into the river and drowned.

 

 

 

The moral of the story?

 

 

 

If you try to please everyone,

 

You might as well...

 

 

Kiss your ass goodbye!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let This be A lessen to you!

 

 

 

Have A Nice Day And

Be Careful With Your Donkey

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