Feel Like a Woman!

[huskernation20]

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

 

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front ofthe plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

 

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

 

Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

 

One button at a time........

 

No one moves..................

 

 

He removes his shirt................

 

Muscles ripple across his chest..........

 

She gasps....................

 

He whispers.................

 

"Iron this...then get me a beer."

[AR Husker Fan]

[BIGREDIOWAN]

[HuskerNCo]

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

 

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front ofthe plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

 

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

 

Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

 

One button at a time........

 

No one moves..................

 

 

He removes his shirt................

 

Muscles ripple across his chest..........

 

She gasps....................

 

He whispers.................

 

"Iron this...then get me a beer."

 

 

STUNNED.. I got nothing-asuming he was ripped of course, otherwise it would be 'iron it yourself a-hole'

[AR Husker Fan]

STUNNED.. I got nothing-asuming he was ripped of course, otherwise it would be 'iron it yourself a-hole'

You need to take these in the spirit in which they are tendered - instruction manuals.

 

BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[T_O_Bull]

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

 

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front ofthe plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

 

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

 

Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

 

One button at a time........

 

No one moves..................

 

 

He removes his shirt................

 

Muscles ripple across his chest..........

 

She gasps....................

 

He whispers.................

 

"Iron this...then get me a beer."

 

 

STUNNED.. I got nothing-asuming he was ripped of course, otherwise it would be 'iron it yourself a-hole'

 

Just another girl whose mother neglected her training, so she doesn't know how to iron. Probably a blonde so she can't figure out 'twist off' or 'pop-top' either.