Two Women Playing Golf

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Two Women Playing Golf

 

 

 

 

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

 

 

 

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. “Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me”, she told him.

 

 

 

“Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

 

 

 

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, “How does that feel?”

 

 

 

He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.”

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I love that one.............

[T_O_Bull]

For six years I ran a golf course. I saw this happen almost weekly. Most of the time the errant Tee shot missed the men on the next fairway but someone always fell to the ground. The ladies never did catch on to the deception. For not clueing them in I received many large tips and mass quantities of expensive bourban. I feel bad about helping to decieve the ladies but no where near as bad as I would have if I had betrayed the male gender.

>>>T_O_B

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