DaveH Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a onehour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men: talked excessively without making sense; became overly emotional; couldn't drive; failed to think rationally; argued over nothing; had to sit down while urinating; and refused to apologize when obviously wrong. No further testing was considered necessary....... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 How can you beat scientific logic. Kinda like the fall down no problem theorem. PBR oops GBR Quote Link to comment
Blackshirt Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Damn thats good. I guess that would explain why there are so many ugly looking fat chicks at the bar. Curse the phytoeostrogens. Bottoms up. Quote Link to comment
Eric the Red Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 uuuuuummmmmmmmmmm....bbbbeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr -Homer Simpson Quote Link to comment
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