slacker Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Denver, CO - Man gets new trial chance after claiming hypoglycemia made him hit wife on head with hammer, run her over with van.. Full Story France - Man, 31, manages to pass himself off as a 15-year-old school boy for a whole month, despite looking like he is 50 (with pic). Full Story Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story New Jersey - Today's loophole that let's an ex-con fund his own retirement by setting up a charitable foundation brought to you by, who else, New Jersey. Full Story Reno, NV - Reno man sues ex-employer for exposing him to porn. Full Story Los Angeles, CA - Mary-Kate and Ashley are 19 yesterday. Weigh-ins aside, it was also their birthday. Full Story Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 ***SNIP*** Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story ***SNIP*** Blonde, right? She was blonde???? Quote Link to comment
Blackshirt Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 ***SNIP*** Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story ***SNIP*** Blonde, right? She was blonde???? Was that the defense you presented to get off your flaming-baggie incident? Quote Link to comment
Blackshirt Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Denver, CO - Man gets new trial chance after claiming hypoglycemia made him hit wife on head with hammer, run her over with van.. Full Story Damn, shoulda used AR's "she was blonde" defense. France - Man, 31, manages to pass himself off as a 15-year-old school boy for a whole month, despite looking like he is 50 (with pic). Full Story ..."posing as "Francisco Hernandez-Fernandez", a Spanish orphan." How terribly clever. Signed, Willie the Wildcat Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story Dude might wanna check with our resident Attorney on this one - he specializes in flaming-baggie incidents. New Jersey - Today's loophole that let's an ex-con fund his own retirement by setting up a charitable foundation brought to you by, who else, New Jersey. Full Story Thanks again for nothin ETR. Reno, NV - Reno man sues ex-employer for exposing him to porn. Full Story Where did he work? Los Angeles, CA - Mary-Kate and Ashley are 19 yesterday. Weigh-ins aside, it was also their birthday. Full Story Slacker, are you coming up with these punchlines Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 ***SNIP*** Tacoma, WA - Woman was pretty sure that her ex-boyfriend was mad at her when he threw a gasoline-filled baggie at her. But when he shot a flare gun at her moments later, that confirmed it . Full Story ***SNIP*** Blonde, right? She was blonde???? Was that the defense you presented to get off your flaming-baggie incident? What, you expect me to tell you for free?!?!?! Let's get serious and talk retainer before you try that stunt on your own. Easy rates can be arranged. Have your people call my people... Quote Link to comment
Blackshirt Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Figures. Typical windbag ofa superlative flinging hyperbole spraying retainer taking attorney. Just typical. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Figures. Typical windbag ofa superlative flinging hyperbole spraying retainer taking attorney. Just typical. Image of AR Husker Fan laughing all the way to the bank... Quote Link to comment
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