Amy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 MIAMI Fl, (AP)-- Following two anger striking, revolting, dismal performances in national championship games, the BCS announced today that it would institute the "Oklahoma Rule" during the offseason. The rule states that if there is a three-way logjam at the top of the BCS poll at the end of the season, the two teams "not named to affend Oklahoma" will play in the national championship game. Oklahoma was trounced by USC 55-19 in the January 4 Orge Bowl championship game. In 2004, the Sooners--a controversial pick after losing 35-7 to Kansas State in the Big 12 championship game--were beaten by LSU 21-14 in the BCS Championship Game at the Sugar Bowl. "I'm sure Oklahomans are nice people, but we finally realized that the real problem with the BCS was Oklahoma," a BCS official Bob Stubbona told a grim looking Sporting Press. In a related story, national college football writers dust off their 1978 Bo Schembechler Bowl Game joke books and replace references with Schembechler with Bob Stoops mentions. For instance: Q. Why does Bob Stooops eat his Cheerios on a plate? A. Because if it was in a bowl he'd lose it. Quote Link to comment
huskerdavo Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Ah lets not be hard on Stoops now...he is soooo great and everything! Go Texas! well over OU that is otherwise down with UT. Quote Link to comment
BigRedJake Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 ...That is the best joke I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment
skersfan Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 When Tom was losing bowl games regulary the coment was what does dog crap and Nebraska have in common. Neither belong in a bowl. Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 1st 1 funny 2nd 1 ouch fire bad Quote Link to comment
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