Roxy15 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I sure hope I don't get banned from this place when I post this joke...I can't put it in the woodshed or wherever my jokes are..because I don't belong there to put this joke there. Would You Marry Again? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? " HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "sh#t." Quote Link to comment
CornHOLIO Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 ok That one made me LOL. Much better than the Little Johnny jokes. Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 No way would we ever ban our favorite cook. T_O_B Quote Link to comment
HuskerNLimbo Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 That got an audible laugh from me! Nice job Roxy. Quote Link to comment
Roxy15 Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Thank you all:) I will try and behave myself on the joke telling thing:) I may have to put dashes in for any words that may not be appropriate, so I guess you all will have to fill in the blanks. I am not going to belong to the woodshed to post jokes. Guess I am a little afraid to belong to it just in case anyone who belongs there, has put me down. I have fun in here and if someone doesn't like me, I don't care to read it or know about it. I am who I am...said Popeye the sailor man lol Or woman:) Maybe I should change my name to Wishbone on here..(Just kidding) I feel sometimes like I am the cook on Rawhide-(Wishbone) and hauling you all off to a UNL Football game:) in a covered wagon:) Wish I could meet you all someday! Quote Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Thank you all:) I will try and behave myself on the joke telling thing:) I may have to put dashes in for any words that may not be appropriate, so I guess you all will have to fill in the blanks. I am not going to belong to the woodshed to post jokes. Guess I am a little afraid to belong to it just in case anyone who belongs there, has put me down. I have fun in here and if someone doesn't like me, I don't care to read it or know about it. I am who I am...said Popeye the sailor man lol Or woman:) Maybe I should change my name to Wishbone on here..(Just kidding) I feel sometimes like I am the cook on Rawhide-(Wishbone) and hauling you all off to a UNL Football game:) in a covered wagon:) Wish I could meet you all someday! Come on in, the water is fine! Quote Link to comment
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