Would You Marry Again-Joke

[Roxy15]

I sure hope I don't get banned from this place when I post this joke...I can't put it in the woodshed or wherever my jokes are..because I don't belong there to put this joke there.

 

Would You Marry Again?

 

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over

at him and asks the question....

 

WIFE: "What

would you do if I died? Would you get married

Again?"

 

HUSBAND:

"Definitely not!"

 

WIFE: "Why not?

Don't you like being married?"

 

HUSBAND: "Of

course I do.."

 

WIFE: "Then why

wouldn't you remarry? "

 

HUSBAND: "Okay,

okay, I'd get married again."

 

WIFE: "You

would?" (with a hurt look)

 

HUSBAND: (makes

audible groan)

 

WIFE: "Would

you live in our house?"

 

HUSBAND: "Sure,

it's a great house.."

 

WIFE: "Would

you sleep with her in our bed?"

 

HUSBAND: "Where

else would we sleep?"

 

WIFE: "Would

you let her drive my car?"

 

HUSBAND:

"Probably, it is almost new."

 

WIFE: "Would

you replace my pictures with hers?"

 

HUSBAND: "That

would seem like the proper thing to do."

 

WIFE: "Would

you give her my jewelry?"

 

HUSBAND: "No, I'm

sure she'd want her own."

 

WIFE: "Would

you take her golfing with you?

 

HUSBAND: "Yes,

those are always good times."

 

WIFE: "Would

she use my clubs?

 

HUSBAND: "No,

she's left-handed."

 

WIFE: --

silence --

 

HUSBAND:

"sh#t."

[CornHOLIO]

ok

 

That one made me LOL.

 

Much better than the Little Johnny jokes.

[Chucktown Husker]

[BUBBASGOPED]

I LOLed!

[T_O_Bull]

No way would we ever ban our favorite cook.

 

 

T_O_B

 

[HuskerNLimbo]

That got an audible laugh from me! Nice job Roxy.

[Roxy15]

Thank you all:) I will try and behave myself on the joke telling thing:) I may have to put dashes in for any words that may not be appropriate, so I guess you all will have to fill in the blanks. I am not going to belong to the woodshed to post jokes. Guess I am a little afraid to belong to it just in case anyone who belongs there, has put me down. I have fun in here and if someone doesn't like me, I don't care to read it or know about it. I am who I am...said Popeye the sailor man lol Or woman:) Maybe I should change my name to Wishbone on here..(Just kidding) I feel sometimes like I am the cook on Rawhide-(Wishbone) and hauling you all off to a UNL Football game:) in a covered wagon:) Wish I could meet you all someday!

[Ratt Mhule]

Thank you all:) I will try and behave myself on the joke telling thing:) I may have to put dashes in for any words that may not be appropriate, so I guess you all will have to fill in the blanks. I am not going to belong to the woodshed to post jokes. Guess I am a little afraid to belong to it just in case anyone who belongs there, has put me down. I have fun in here and if someone doesn't like me, I don't care to read it or know about it. I am who I am...said Popeye the sailor man lol Or woman:) Maybe I should change my name to Wishbone on here..(Just kidding) I feel sometimes like I am the cook on Rawhide-(Wishbone) and hauling you all off to a UNL Football game:) in a covered wagon:) Wish I could meet you all someday!

 

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