Roxy15 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!" Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'" "Nope", she replied. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'" Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Women are just plain evil... Quote Link to comment
Roxy15 Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 Laughing...I will pretend that you didn't say that:) but...some women can be real B____ES:) Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Laughing...I will pretend that you didn't say that:) but...some women can be real B____ES:) With the exclusion of you Rox, I would only argue one word with you... some women can be real B____ES should read all women can be real B____ES. Sorry to all the board ladies who will read this. I really do love you all but I just couldn't resist the opportunity. Its the little devil in me. T_O_B Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 It's just not as funny when I had to 'splain the last sentence to my 9-yr old. Quote Link to comment
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