HUSKER 37 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 http://tribuneherald.net/2013/06/26/texas-legislature-fails-on-abortion-passes-masturbation-bill/ Texas legislature fails on abortion, passes masturbation bill Coming down to the final minute as Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst forced Sen. Wendy Davis to end her filibuster, the legislature was unable to pass a widely decried abortion bill. The legislature was able to accomplish another aspect of their pro-life agenda though, a ban on male masturbation. One Texas lawmaker joyously announced after the passing of the measure, “this marks a milestone for the pro-life movement! We must protect the unborn any way we can; I’m very proud that my fellow legislators voted to protect life, even in its earliest stages!” The new measure will go into effect on January 1, 2014 which will make many forms of male masturbation illegal. Exceptions include sperm donations, which now must only be performed at a designated hospital facility. New rules will also require men to sign an agreement when obtaining prescription erectile dysfunction medication which indicates they will not use the medicine for any purposes other than sexual intercourse with a woman. Amendments added to the bill also require a permit to obtain and possess male sexual toys which could be used to assist people in violating the new law. Those found in violation of the new law could be sentenced up to two years in prison. Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted July 10, 2013 Author Share Posted July 10, 2013 Y'all don't pull that in TEXASS~!!!! Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 No f'n way this bill is real or that it passed. That's about the craziest thing I've ever read. Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted July 10, 2013 Author Share Posted July 10, 2013 But for awhile...I started to believe it..Mainly because it's Texass Link to comment
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