Roxy15 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on abenchrings and a man engages the hands -free speaker function and begins totalkEveryone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes"WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."WOMAN: "I also stopped by the ! Mercedes dealership and saw the new2004models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: "How much?"WOMAN: "$60,000"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last yearisback on the market. They're asking $950,000."MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer$900,000"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in thelockerroom are looking at him in astonishment.Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 3 Quote Link to comment
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