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huskerjack23

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  1. he's obviously shown that his heart is here in Nebraska, now. the sooner he gets out of there, the better.
  2. and everyone in the state will light cigarettes during the season when this defense creates 40+ turnovers and our offense is good enough to keep up. 10 wins or bust!
  3. i hope so. a spread option offense would rock my socks off but this offense is definitely capable of killin' it.
  4. is everyone mad that the freezing rain is giving the roads a quarter inch of ice? there's no reason to just b#tch at IBR. you can at me if you want to. but i've done nothing, so you'll feel guilty afterwards, like many of my girlfriends.
  5. OMG no....can't replace the spandex! Why else would we watch the games i would have to kick someone in the nuts if that happened.
  6. I wear size 13 shoes. I wear XXL gloves. I wear a size 8 hat. Nothing about me could be called "little." your wife says different....OH!!!!!! SNAP!!!!!! joking...
  7. how is that fun? a fun scenario is a hot tub with three scantily-clad coeds making out with me. you're scenario just reeks of fantasy. get your head out of the clouds.
  8. David Brent: Did he pass his forklift driver's test? He gives the test...(motioning a growing nose like Pinocchio when he lies)
  9. that's coack K's territory. the ol' ball coach can't share the spotlight.
  10. whoever Michigan gets, they're gonna lose to Ohio State. every single year.
  11. You know how I know you're dumb? Because you don't capitalize the Y in "yeah." Sort of a take-off from 40 Year Old Virgin. See? I'm hip! i'm not actually dumb. i just type this way on forums because i don't care. it doesn't reflect on my term papers or professional letters, etc. or i do it because i want to hide my intelligence from the illuminati. or i'm dumb.
  12. Won? What did he win? He better win this week or the LSU boards are gonna eat him alive, cuz that's what they do in the south. "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!"
  13. It would have made your post better, trust me. A friend or relative reference is always the best option in starting a thread in Rumorville. I can't stress enough how dangerous I think this is. Whether I'm being Mr. Jerkypants or Mr. Rumormonger, I think it's best to just ignore what I write. yeah, because you're dumb...lol. (tongue in cheek)
  14. that sounds like a mafia name. i call dibs on that for my movie about mobsters selling koolaid.
  15. Well you see, the Internets is a series of tubes. I'm sure it's connected to the Interwebs and the Internuts somehow, but I'm not sure how. Al Gore could explain it all, I'm sure. or i could google it...i googled "my balls" the other day. it felt good.
  16. i think this year, if we had won at sCUm and gone to a bowl game, Callahan still would have been done, by the way we lost at KU. so, we would have had both. my answer is eleventy blue.
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