Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red

Oh damn, see I didnt know that since I had the 2004 season permanently erased from my brain.

What was he? Head Cheerleader?

Ok, yeah, it "could" be a close game. But have you all forgotten what we did coming off of bye weeks last year?? I think Cally and Co. will have their boys ready to play and we will come out guns blazin'! By the time sCUm realizes what hit them, it'll be too late.

I think I will use the term "Pinto Alegre" from now on...

When told by someone to "get a life", the appropriate response is a swift kick to the pills, followed by "Husker football IS life." MAN LAW

If you are seriously suggesting that any good Husker fan isnt screaming "RUN MARLON RUN" from the safety of their couch when Lucky hits the open field.... I dont know about anyone else, But i sure as hell am jumping up and down at home when we make a big play. As am I. I guess I'm really trying to say is if you can't handle 80,000+ crazy fans around you, you should just stay home.

So there I was..............

"If a girl has an apple, she has a banana." Think about it........

I can name 3. Mason Crosby , their best player , the FG kicker , Bernard Jackson , their joke of a QB , and Mell Holliday RB , who is from Omaha , and tried walking on to the Huskers but was told to take a hike. Holliday has like 5 kids too! I'll go ahead and name the entire team for you right here................. They're all :asshat S!!!

I'll bring a needle and if I notice them hiding one inside of their shirt or something, I'LL POP IT!!! BLAHAHAHAHAH!! That'll teach those sCUm.

Scored Two touchdowns against Texas A&M. Had some good runs also. After his second TD at aTm I do remember seeing him limping a little on the sidelines. If you look closely at the end of that run, his leg did get kinda twisted up by a defender. So he could be injured. I hope that its not that serious that he has to wear a boot though....

Boy I'm sure gunna miss him.............

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That woulda been SAWEEEEET to be there. And it will be if they do it at the CCG ......

Coincidence???

I hope you didnt shake his hand the next morning. No, but I did kick him in the Pills!!!!!! you mean bastard I was putting his "boys" out of their misery. I'm sure they were beat to hell after that night.....

Texas...........................................................

NICE!

BRASILIA, Brazil - The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners. “Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They’re much happier,” said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso. Souza Luz said 68 men over the age of 60 had already signed up for the program, which was approved by the town’s legislature and has been dubbed “Happy Penis,” or “Pinto Alegre” in Portuguese. But the program has also had the unforeseen consequence of encouraging some extra-marital affairs, Souza Luz said. “Some of the old men aren’t seeking out their wives. They’ve got romances on the side,” he said. To discourage such illicit canoodling, Souza Luz said the city had decided to begin distributing the Viagra pills to the wives of the men who signed up for the program. That way, when the women are in the mood, they can give the pills to their husbands,” he said.

We love you Doc!

Well........That didnt last long

As much as I hate to admit it....I dont think he quite deserves that. He's done an amazing job helping us get better, but retiring his jersey might be a little far-fetched....feltched...no its fetched......

Really??? Thats awkward. Most only have one set.......aaaahhh....I see what you did there.

"We're going to see the twins!" I'll go with Mothra as well...

Triumph, the insult comic dog? "This is an excellent thread........FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!"