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Jordan Barpal - Ed Norton

Rex Burkhead can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Rex Burkhead is never late, time just better slow the f@(k down!

Rex Burkhead does not wear a condom, because there is no protection from Rex Burkhead.

Rex Burkhead adjusts the sun for daylight savings.

Some magicians can walk on water, Rex Burkhead can swim through land.

If you have 5 dollars, and Rex Burkhead has five dollars, Rex Burkhead now has 10 dollars.

Gotta admit that's pretty sick! Love it!

Austin Kassner - Neil Patrick Harris

Demetrius Dugar - Lisa Leslie

Northwestern is a team that has seemed to be wore out by halftime every week. The way our O line has played, and the toll our rushing attack has on opposing defenses, NW may be gased by the 2nd quarter. Combine this with the pressure and coverage we displayed against MSU, and NW won't have any choice other than try and run the ball. The only eyebrow lifter is that Persa and Colter are mobile QB's. Still I think we stay in the Peso and let our speed take the game over. GBR! Predicting a shut out BTW. NU - 38 NW - 0

and WR (kinnie), and QB (martinez has what, 20 starts under his belt...how much more before he's "experienced"), and RT (Jones) and FB (Legate) ...and a number of the OL spots that aren't experienced are because they beat out someone that was experienced (Hardrick over Sirles). We've got some young guys - but there is a reason why they are in there. This offense has the players it needs to be successful. I have no doubt about that. I completely agree with you, and yes with 20 starts at QB you should be somewhat experienced, however, we are only 7 games into a new system.

Comparing Beck to Watson is really a ridiculous argument to me. Offensively we haven't been the same team for more than a year. 2008 we had an experienced QB. 2009 we had a QB with no experience and a really limited skill set (imo). 2010 again no experience at the QB position. I haven't even to begun to compare skill positions and linemen. 2008 was the last chance we had to field a successful offense, we had a more experience all around, most importantly at the QB spot. This year we are lacking experience everywhere except RB, C, and TE. We do have some very dynamic skill players coming up, but they are lacking experience as well. The next couple years really has my mouth watering though. Has this offense gotten better under Beck, yes, has Beck himself improved as the season progressed, yes, I think they both have from where they started the year at, but to go back any farther is pretty stupid IMO.

When we line up in the Diamond formation, I don't think they'll want to blitz.

Michael Dennis - Sideshow Bob