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Fred Jackson (RB coach) Jesse Jackson

Will Heininger (DE) Tax Masters guy

This. I would add 3) Whoever Iowa is playing. As for NFL, I've been a Niners fan for all of my life (however short it has been thus far) and I wasn't alive for much of the success besides the 98 season. So I'm really enjoying this season *knock on wood*

So what kind of offensive scheme would you use against that type of defense? More misdirection? Zone read? More short pass play? I say we go with power running. It doesn't matter how fast you are if you've got a 300 pound man between you and the ball.

It appears to me that he doesn't know when to just shut up. That's a pretty big problem for someone in his position.

I didn't wear any clothes. Got kicked out of the stadium. We always lose when I go to games in my birthday suit... What was I thinking?! I'll just do the honorable thing and go hang myself...

Reading dumb remarks the board after the game should not piss me off as much as the game did. The whole "ship is sinking, kill the captain" nonsense is getting old. Bo isn't going anywhere and he shouldn't. The team is pretty young and we can't get our feathers in a bunch everytime they play like a young team.

Before Saturday's game against Michigan State.......I got a "high five" from Rex Burkhead as he was running out of the locker room and I pissed all over myself ** There, I fixed it.

Rex Burkhead doesn't need to eat, but food uses his body for protection.

It's like Jerry Seinfeld stand up. It's funny because it's true.

Rex Burkhead lost his virginity before his father did.

If death ever came for Rex Burkhead, Rex would meet him in the hole and plow him over on the way to yet another touchdown. Rex Burkhead ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. When Rex Burkhead goes scuba diving, the sharks wear safety cages.

Is it at all possible that both teams lose this game? Please??

I once saw Bo at a Blue Man Group performance. Maybe that's his dream job... How long before they come knocking on his door?

A chance to do or dare,

No shave November and then Pokemon profile picture month in December? Can you say "best-61-day-period-of-the-year"?!?

I played high school ball in Iowa so I played with/against some Iowa/ISU guys. I played against Jordan Bernstein(sp.) and James Smith (the dude who got tossed in the ISU '09 game) went to my high school. As far as former Huskers, I tossed the pigskin around with Eric Crouch once. I think that's about it.

corn on the cob IS the worst. also, how do you make stroganoff, then? Not to unintentionally insult anyone who might be involved in the food cooking process at Memorial Stadium, but the burger I had on Saturday sure seemed like it might have been Bo's fecal matter... And yes, I did consider having seconds.

We win out the regular season, capping it off with a 300 to -7 victory over Iowa. After that we get Wisconsin again in the B1G CC!

Also, if you think Husker fans, of all people, are pathetic, then you need to get out more. Husker fans are quite often some of the best people (not to mention complete strangers) I've ever met. Countless college football coaches, figureheads, and players have said that we're the best fans in the game. But I'm sure you considered all of these things when you started the thread.We are definitely pathetic because we booed a poor performance in the first half last night.

It's not a game a tiddly-winks. I have no problem with the crowd booing on occasion if the team isn't doing what needs to be done. If we're doing everything right and still losing, don't boo. But if we're losing because we can't figure out how to stop QB keeper short of a 20 yard gain and our QB just made a silly mistake right at halftime that led to the opposing team getting a FG, go ahead and boo.

UNTIL WE CAN"T BE BEAT!

ANybody having a badass tailgate??

If we should lose,

STUDENT SECTION!