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Remember my Book it thread! Me and Phil Steele on the same page!

Bucky might of crossed the line.

Ha ha! That's hilarious. It's doubly funny that you flooded the f#*k out of the Whorn law school AND the UT official got caught in a lie to cover his ass. What are the odds something like that gets recorded? Like one in a million or something. yeah and to think my wife is finishing up her masters at Texas now/lol! For the record nuance I was soaked when I came down those stairs. That is how those brilliant future lawyers figured out I was the one to blame! LMAO, I am still getting a giggle out of that memory. Just glad I had a black felon to cover my ass that day.

laying a grand on peyton manning tonight +3. have only 2180 left/lol

You might of been busy Kozzman over the last 4 years! Now you can concentrate on being a porn STAR! Wonder how long Kozzman keeps his haircut after ending service?

Well since we are talking about bombing campuses I will share a story and How I water Bombed the University of Texas law school. It was not funny at the time, but as I look back on it after years of it passing it was hilarious! I cannot Remember if it was 2002 0r 2003, but any ways here how it went down! It was the spring semester and my company had landed a remodel job at the law school building! Well I go down there and we start working and the big question is where is the cut off switch for the 2 inch line we have to reroute? I am told the water line has to stay live and cutting the line off is not an option! I say " Okay, I understand, but where is the cut off valve for this line in case something goes wrong?" The head anal Texas official says this to me " We do not know where it is at and do not worry about it!" I looked at him and said "Look, things can go wrong and I really need to find it, I am going to talk to maintenance and find that valve!" The UT prick says " No,you are not! just start freezing the line!" I said " NO! I am out of here and will be back when I get the information I need!" I start walking down the stairs and I get the phone call from the General contractor to turn around and just proceed freezing the line! I plead my case and General contractor gets pissy with me. Okay fine I turn around and head back up stairs! Me and my helper attach the freeze machine and proceed to wait for line to start freezing. We decide to take a quick lunch! We get back up stairs and line is frozen. It is 1pm and we cut into line. Every thing is good. Start getting ready to add fitting and we hear a Deep sounding pop. The frozen line shot the Ice out of the line and it hit some duct work and put a huge dent in it/lol. Glad neither of us were in the way. Well as you all know we have no idea where the cut off line is. 2 hours later and who knows how much water poured out. They found the cut off valve 3 building over. It shut all 3 buildings down! When I walked down stairs there were students out in the quad and some of them had some wet hair/lol. I go walking by and have my Nebraska hat on. The whorns figured out I was the one that was responsible for it. What is funny is the Insurance claim Texas did. They claimed 800,000 in damage/lol. It gets better. Now fingers are getting pointed and Texas official and General contractor go into denial mode! I think man I am screwed. I mean they did a 180 degree and claimed they told me to find the valve. Well how am I going to argue this? I look at my helper and he just has this Crap eaten grin on his face. He is laughing and I am like well I am gone/fired. My helper was a guy that had been in prison and only had about 4 months experience. He was in his early 40s at the time, He says to me " Hey man we are good!" I Said " No, I am going to take the heat for this, those guys are going to flat ass lie!' My helper pulls out a recording device. He says I have the whole conversation recorded. He says lets just let these guys crucify you and lets see if the owner of the plumbing company backs you. Well, get called into office owner of company is pissed. How could I not find the valve,blah blah blah! He did not fire me though. Then helper walked in and played owner of plumbing company the tape of me and texas whorn arguing and how he was a total prick! Needless to say people ate crow and company I worked for did not have to put in a Insurance claim. I asked my helper this " Why do you carrying around a recording device?" His response " I am a Black man, that has been in prison! Nobody will ever believe what I say!" But did get some satisfaction knowing I actually WATER BOMBED THE WHORN UNIVERSITY! Correction it was a 1 1/2 line. Any of you college brainiacs figure out how many gallons of water were spilled at lets say 70 pounds of pressure roughly? Lets say 90 minutes of running time!

People will start calling for the TSA at Universities soon! Let about 15 more of these bomb (there is actually no bomb!) threats happen!

I win! look what I have in my hands! GO AHEAD AND MAKE MY DAY! LOL

crap thanks husker 37. I forgot about that i need to adjust my u suck thread! That was some sucking!

I would if I was you tschu! San fran does not cover tonight I am done for the year!

1) Whatever got Bo and took him out of the game! 2) The true Mormons losing to the pagan red Mormons and me lossing 2 grand on that game! 3)The Mormon god and not listening to my prayers! Thinking this Mormon god is mad at his BYU followers! Will not be converting any time soon! 4) Michigan ST! Really you let a team roll you that has men in dresses on Sunday! lost only a grand on them! 5) University of Miami fans! All 200 of you showed up to the game! 6)USC, But we already knew they were over rated. Matt Barkley got owned! OOH PS national media Nebraskas QB has a 70% completion rate! 7) The BIG TEN IN GENERAL FOR A FOOTBALL CONFERENCE! 8) VIRGINIA TECH. STEVE PEDERSON GETS SOME CREDIT NOW! 9) THE SAINTS. THANKS FOR THAT 200 DOLLAR LOSS! 10) MY ABILITY TO PICK FOOTBALL GAMES! ONLY DOWN ROUGHLY 3800 FOR THE WEEKEND. LETS SEE IF I ADD THE 49ERS FOR SUCKING ABILITY LATER ON TONIGHT!

just laid an additional 800 on san fran tonight. Go big or go home/lol

AGAIN YOU DUMB BLEEPS! READ THE THREAD! HOW ABOUT SOME LOVE FOR A GUY THAT HAS TAKEN TIME TO IMPROVE AND HAS HAD FAMILY MEMBERS PAY FOR HIS IMPROVEMENTS! This is not a thread to rip on him! He has taken that. WHY NOT JUST GIVE SOME HAPPY COMMENTS IS ALL. Are your lives so pathetic that after a 13-14 passing game you still want to rip on a man? The people nit picking at him on this thread have some little man syndromes. Well I hope your nit picking made your small size feel better! I just have respect for the kid is all. Especially after the last 2 years.

Just took BYU and the -3. Beer is making me press. MSU is looking like dog crap. Ohio might cover! Here is how our conversation went over the phone! Me" Hey look put 2 grand on BYU!" him: " Not a problem sitting at the casino watching all the games right now!" Me hey thanks! By the way with my bets tomorrow am I over my limit on what I am allowed to bet?" Him: "f#*k, I do not know! But I am up over 50 grand today, if you are I will take away from the winnings from the BYU game!" In other words A lot is going on and I have no idea where I am at for my limit. But you have to love a trusted friend to cover you ASS, So his wife does not find out! Come ON Mormons. Gotta love the rush of living on the edge!

Am thinking about byu -3 and 1500. Looks like my guy frank will not cover and MSU not real sure what to think/lol. Thank you Brent musberger for pointing out that Notre lame held msu to 29 yards rushing last year. Well BLLLLEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP!

My spinster is really tight right now! Thank you Frank solich for making me push!

Let REX sit next week. Play him on the kick off teams to shake off the rust. Heck let him play some line backer also!

Also maybe we should give Taylors Dad some love also! Unless there is a crappy booster out there doing some under handed crap, I would like to say thank you for paying for his QB training over the summer. I am not real sure how that works, but I think it costs some money to go to that! Myabe the classes were Free? But the plane tickets and other expenses were not! Some one had a hand in helping Taylor improve also. Heck I think the TExas AM qb went to the same class as Taylor did. That kid is looking good now!

Added another 700 on MSU -6 a grand total for the game. I am doing the gamblers SIN here and pressing!

Well medical records are sealed. It really is none of our Business! I still stand by he put a heavy hitting on the Bottle last night and forgot he had a 11am kick off is all/lol.

Throwing for 70% on the season! 56 -79. I just want to give him props and say I am enjoying his improvement is all.

NO. Yeah I learned that the Broad casters were terrible! I like dhow Gallaway was promoting Nascar! And how it is more exciting then any thing on Sunday in the NFL. I liked how The chic did not realize she was in a city of what roughly 200,000 now.

I am going to do something really stupid here! I just laid down 300 on Michigan st -6. I think it is because I actually want to watch this game all the way through and have MSU curb stomp them! OOh please MSU Curb stomp these guys bad!

I learned that 13 out of 14 is better then 70%! And that Ron Kellog is a Beast at handing the ball off!

laying an additional 300 on Ohio for a total of 500.