Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 "Can I draw you a beer Norm ?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one." -------------------------------------------------- "How's a beer sound Norm?" "I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in." -------------------------------------------------- "What's shaking Norm?" "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." -------------------------------------------------- "What would you say to a nice beer Normie?" "Going Down?" -------------------------------------------------- "What's new Normie?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer." -------------------------------------------------- "What'll it be Normie?" "Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer & a snorkel." -------------------------------------------------- "What would you say to a beer Normie?" "Daddy wuvs you." -------------------------------------------------- "What'd you like Normie?" "A reason to live. Give me another beer." -------------------------------------------------- "What'll you have Normie?" "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." "Looks like beer, Norm." "Call me Mister Lucky." -------------------------------------------------- "What'd you say Norm?" "Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer." -------------------------------------------------- "What would you say to a beer Norm?" "Hiya, sailor. New in town?" -------------------------------------------------- (Coming in from the rain) "Evening everybody." Everybody: "Norm!" "Still pouring Norm?" "That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing." -------------------------------------------------- "Whaddya say, Norm?" "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink." -------------------------------------------------- "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" "Like a baby treats a diaper." -------------------------------------------------- "Would you like a beer Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass." -------------------------------------------------- "How's life treating you?" "It's not, Sammy, but you can." -------------------------------------------------- "What's the story Mr. Peterson?" "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending." -------------------------------------------------- "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." "I know, if she calls, I'm not here." -------------------------------------------------- "Beer, Norm?" "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." -------------------------------------------------- "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" -------------------------------------------------- "Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?" "Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?" -------------------------------------------------- "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "Another layer for the winter, Wood." -------------------------------------------------- "What cha up to Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." -------------------------------------------------- "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour." -------------------------------------------------- "How's life treating you Norm?" "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." -------------------------------------------------- "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts." -------------------------------------------------- "What's going down, Normie?" "My butt cheeks on that bar stool." -------------------------------------------------- "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty." -------------------------------------------------- "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." -------------------------------------------------- "What's the story Norm?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." -------------------------------------------------- "How's about a beer, Norm?" "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!" -------------------------------------------------- "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody." -------------------------------------------------- "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?" "A little early isn't it, Woody?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions." Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 <Norm enters the bar.> "What's up, Norm?" "My nipples - it's freezing out there!" Quote Link to comment
DJR313 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." That is my favorite Norm quote of all time. Absolutely hilarious! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 That was one of if not the best character of all sitcoms Quote Link to comment
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