husker rob Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you all informed, the definition for each is listed below. GUTS-----is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS----is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope that tis clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 That is a very true statement. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Thanks for clearing that up, rob. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 dont recommend trying it, things could get out of hand very quickly Quote Link to comment
huskeraddict Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Thanks for clearing that up, rob. Quote Link to comment
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