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Thanks to everyone, damn it rob i'm gonna have to get a machete now! Yesterday was full of news, i also quit smoking! She is due on June 9

 

Are you a gun owner? if so, just make sure that you have your guns out on the table and are cleaning them when her boyfriend comes over to pick her up for a date.

 

Or you can say things like "you make my little girl cry I make you cry!!!" "I have a shotgun a shovel and a big backyard I doubt anyone will miss you!!!"

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Thanks to everyone, damn it rob i'm gonna have to get a machete now! Yesterday was full of news, i also quit smoking! She is due on June 9

 

Are you a gun owner? if so, just make sure that you have your guns out on the table and are cleaning them when her boyfriend comes over to pick her up for a date.

 

Or you can say things like "you make my little girl cry I make you cry!!!" "I have a shotgun a shovel and a big backyard I doubt anyone will miss you!!!"

 

:rollin I have a friend that has a little sister. When this one kid asked her out he told her, "If you break her heart.....I'll break your legs!" I guess it's probably a lot funnier if ya know the guy. He was a linebacker in highschool but wouldn't hurt a fly, unless it was on the football field.

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