slacker Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Irregular News for 01.18.07 :: Late Edition Omaha, NE -- Two things made Christopher Willever's drunken theft of a Tobacco Hut even worse as he crawled across the store floor, a lousy belt and his camera-loving backside. Omaha's bare-bottom bandit was sentenced to three to five years in prison Friday for his March crime that earned him the fitting distinction. "You were an ass in every true sense of the word in this crime," Douglas County District Judge Thomas Otepka told the 22-year-old Willever. Tired of being poor, Willever drank a fifth of rum and decided to rob the store, said his public defender, Kelly Steenbock. He was drunk enough not to realize that his pants had fallen down, exposing his bottom to cameras that eventually fed the surveillance to TV shows across the country. "He was pretty humiliated and embarrassed," Steenbock said. "He showed his bottom to whoever turned on the TV." Steenbock pleaded the judge to sympathize with Willever's youth, no prior felony charges and participation in an alcohol treatment program. Otepka said Willever was an adult who is still supported by his mother and does not have a high school diploma. He also said Willever denied encounters with out-of-state authorities until presented with the cases. Willever was arrested again later in the year for receiving stolen property from another burglary, while still facing charges in the bottom-baring case. Willever could be eligible for parole after 18 months; he must also pay $1,100 in restitution to the store. source Quote Link to comment
BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I hear he modeled for the :asshat icon. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 If we could get some stills from the video, he could be the first entry in the Huskerboard Daily Skin for Female Members... Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 If we could get some stills from the video, he could be the first entry in the Huskerboard Daily Skin for Female Members... Let's not.... Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 If we could get some stills from the video, he could be the first entry in the Huskerboard Daily Skin for Female Members... Let's not.... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 "He was pretty humiliated and embarrassed," Steenbock said. I wonder if he realizes what he said...... em-bare-assed Quote Link to comment
mbhusker13 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I had that happen to me on my 21st. I fell down in the bathroom after I took a leak, and a was too drunk to get up, and my pants had fallen down to my ankles. My friends came in and took a bumch of pictures before I could get my shite together. :asshat Quote Link to comment
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