Roxy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh#t?" Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Good thing i know sh*t Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh#t?" Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 lol thats pretty good. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I would have just stared at her after that comment!!! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 The proper reply, of course, it to pull out the old Jimmy Buffet song, and say, "You know, you're right - let's just get drunk and screw...." Quote Link to comment
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