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Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

 

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

 

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

 

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all. Jesse did and replied, "That tasted like bull sh#t!"

 

The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."

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