Roxy Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night. " The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied " YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Drowning didnt you want to be a fireman Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Drowning didnt you want to be a fireman Not my fault she's deeper than an oil well... Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night. " The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied " YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." Very good! Very good! And that's all I'm sayin' Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 funny sh#t right there Quote Link to comment
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