Roxy Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Never Leave Your Nuts Alone A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the sta r of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until thisguy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!" Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Damnit, BRI - we've told you to stay away from baseball... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 i think drowning was with him at that game also Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Damnit, BRI - we've told you to stay away from baseball... Actually that sounds like your law school class reunion??? Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 i think drowning was with him at that game also I was waaaaaasted! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 i think drowning was with him at that game also I was waaaaaasted! alcohol is never a good excuse Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 i think drowning was with him at that game also I was waaaaaasted! alcohol is never a good excuse Unless you wake up next to someone like rosie, and even then you don't admit to anything Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 i think drowning was with him at that game also I was waaaaaasted! alcohol is never a good excuse Unless you wake up next to someone like rosie, and even then you don't admit to anything No then you say that you were drugged because she put roofes in your drink!!!! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Damnit, BRI - we've told you to stay away from baseball... Actually that sounds like your law school class reunion??? My bad - I forgot that we invited you to that for "security" but had to kick you out when someone yelled out, "PEANUTS". Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Damnit, BRI - we've told you to stay away from baseball... Actually that sounds like your law school class reunion??? My bad - I forgot that we invited you to that for "security" but had to kick you out when someone yelled out, "PEANUTS". BRI, when are you going to learn that you have to think about what you are about to post and then try and think of any way that the words can be twisted into his favor. havent you had to testify at a trial before? I tell you, Law School has a special class that students are required to take just for this purpose. However, 90% of them wouldnt need the class for you, you make it way to easy for them. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Damnit, BRI - we've told you to stay away from baseball... Actually that sounds like your law school class reunion??? My bad - I forgot that we invited you to that for "security" but had to kick you out when someone yelled out, "PEANUTS". Well we had to kick all the lawyers out because they were to busy stealing everyones money when they weren't looking!!!! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Damnit, BRI - we've told you to stay away from baseball... Actually that sounds like your law school class reunion??? My bad - I forgot that we invited you to that for "security" but had to kick you out when someone yelled out, "PEANUTS". BRI, when are you going to learn that you have to think about what you are about to post and then try and think of any way that the words can be twisted into his favor. havent you had to testify at a trial before? I tell you, Law School has a special class that students are required to take just for this purpose. However, 90% of them wouldnt need the class for you, you make it way to easy for them. When it comes to trial I don't let some smarta$$ attorney get the best of me. Especially when they try and turn my words around. I just again state the facts and tell them to deal with it. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Damnit, BRI - we've told you to stay away from baseball... Actually that sounds like your law school class reunion??? My bad - I forgot that we invited you to that for "security" but had to kick you out when someone yelled out, "PEANUTS". Well we had to kick all the lawyers out because they were to busy stealing everyones money when they weren't looking!!!! Don't worry, BRI. I'm sure that if you ask nicely they'll give your money back to you. Aside to the Board: Iowa cops - Protecting you and yours...but not themselves. Quote Link to comment
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