LAHusker Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter asks: "Male or female?" Customer says: "Female" Counter guy asks: "Black or white?" Customer says: "White" Counter guy asks: "Christian or Muslim?" Customer says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says: "The Muslim one blows itself up." Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 A guy BRI goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter asks: "Male or female?" Customer BRI says: "Female" Counter guy asks: "Black or white?" Customer BRI says: "White" Counter guy asks: "Christian or Muslim?" Customer BRI says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says: "The Muslim one blows itself up." I had to fix it for you, though... Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Funny stuff! AR- you are evil my friend... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 A guy BRI goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter Drowning asks: "Male or female?" Customer BRI says: "Female" Counter guy Drowning asks: "Black or white?" Customer BRI says: "White" Counter guy Drowning asks: "Christian or Muslim?" Customer BRI says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy Drowning says: "Nothing, but if it was a black male dressed in a prison outfit, I would have blown it for you." I had to fix it for you, though... I had to fix it again, geez get it right Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 A guy BRI goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter Drowning asks: "Male or female?" Customer BRI says: "Female" Counter guy Drowning asks: "Black or white?" Customer BRI says: "White" Counter guy Drowning asks: "Christian or Muslim?" Customer BRI says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy Drowning says: "Nothing, but if it was a black male dressed in a prison outfit, I would have blown it for you." I had to fix it for you, though... I had to fix it again, geez get it right Both of you can have a big tall glass of go f#*k yourself!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Funny stuff! AR- you are evil my friend... Strokes fluffy white cat - swivels in leather chair... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 and mini me I know AR it's a SMERSH thing but many of the board don't know about that group. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 and mini me I know AR it's a SMERSH thing but many of the board don't know about that group. Communists, every one of 'em! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 A guy BRI goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter Drowning asks: "Male or female?" Customer BRI says: "Female" Counter guy Drowning asks: "Black or white?" Customer BRI says: "White" Counter guy Drowning asks: "Christian or Muslim?" Customer BRI says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy Drowning says: "Nothing, but if it was a black male dressed in a prison outfit, I would have blown it for you." I had to fix it for you, though... I had to fix it again, geez get it right Both of you can have a big tall glass of go f#*k yourself!!!!!!! Yeah, what he said! I would never work in an adult store!!!! Wait, I mean... DAMNIT! Quote Link to comment
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