huskernation20 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow." NOTE: The husband's condition is day to day and he should eventually make a full recovery. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Good one. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 There is some truth in that one!!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 yep, that is a good one Quote Link to comment
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