Pelini Norris

[HUSKER 37]

a.. Mark "Bo" Pelini was born 6 weeks premature. He designed a blitz to

help him escape from his mother's uterus early.

b.. Athletic funds ran short at Cardinal Mooney High when Pelini had his

first job as an assistant coach. They couldn't purchase new footballs. So

Pelini killed a wild boar with his bare hands and sewed the hide in to

footballs for the team to use.

c.. Pelini grew up in Youngstown Ohio, at the same time as Bob Stoops.

Pelini once made out with Stoops' girlfriend...and made Stoops watch. It was

so beautiful, Stoops wept.

d.. Despite the quick recruiting work Pelini has to do at Nebraska, he

isn't worried at all about the NCAA's ban on text messaging. He communicates

with players telepathically.

e.. Bo Pelini wasn't offered the Nebraska job. He took it.

Bo Pelini once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the

road. And he sweats Gatorade. Bo can lead a horse to water AND make it

drink.

f.. Under Pelini, NU won't measure excellence with championships. It will

be measured by global domination.

g.. There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Bo's right hand and

Bo's left hand.

h.. When Bo Pelini wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

i.. Bo Pelini uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

They once made a Bo Pelini toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It

wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

j.. Bo Pelini once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

k.. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for

Bo Pelini.

l.. When Bo Pelini does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's

pushing the Earth down.

m.. Bo Pelini is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in

the back of the head.

n.. Bo uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

[SewardHusker]

c.. Pelini grew up in Youngstown Ohio, at the same time as Bob Stoops.

Pelini once made out with Stoops' girlfriend...and made Stoops watch. It was

so beautiful, Stoops wept.

 

rofl... i like that one.

 

here is the thread you were talkin about...

http://www.huskerboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=23781

[Danimal]

The Spanish Inquisition didn't expect Bo Pelini.

[HUSKER 37]

c.. Pelini grew up in Youngstown Ohio, at the same time as Bob Stoops.

Pelini once made out with Stoops' girlfriend...and made Stoops watch. It was

so beautiful, Stoops wept.

 

rofl... i like that one.

 

here is the thread you were talkin about...

http://www.huskerboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=23781

 

Thanks..I didn't think to look in the Football section..I didn't realize these were "facts"

My bad.

[Bleeding Husker Red]

Startin to get kinda deep in here....

[T_O_Bull]

Startin to get kinda deep in here....

 

Startin'?

[BOBELIEVER]

Bo's defense has yet to allow Bo Jackson a positive gain on the original Tecmo Bowl

[xkbubo]

 

They once made a Bo Pelini toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It

wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

 

L I like that one

[no_name_needed_2001]

Bo's defense has yet to allow Bo Jackson a positive gain on the original Tecmo Bowl

 

 

LMFAO