HUSKER 37 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 a.. Mark "Bo" Pelini was born 6 weeks premature. He designed a blitz to help him escape from his mother's uterus early. b.. Athletic funds ran short at Cardinal Mooney High when Pelini had his first job as an assistant coach. They couldn't purchase new footballs. So Pelini killed a wild boar with his bare hands and sewed the hide in to footballs for the team to use. c.. Pelini grew up in Youngstown Ohio, at the same time as Bob Stoops. Pelini once made out with Stoops' girlfriend...and made Stoops watch. It was so beautiful, Stoops wept. d.. Despite the quick recruiting work Pelini has to do at Nebraska, he isn't worried at all about the NCAA's ban on text messaging. He communicates with players telepathically. e.. Bo Pelini wasn't offered the Nebraska job. He took it. Bo Pelini once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. And he sweats Gatorade. Bo can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. f.. Under Pelini, NU won't measure excellence with championships. It will be measured by global domination. g.. There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Bo's right hand and Bo's left hand. h.. When Bo Pelini wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska. i.. Bo Pelini uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper. They once made a Bo Pelini toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take sh*t from anybody. j.. Bo Pelini once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. k.. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bo Pelini. l.. When Bo Pelini does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. m.. Bo Pelini is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. n.. Bo uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. Quote Link to comment
SewardHusker Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 c.. Pelini grew up in Youngstown Ohio, at the same time as Bob Stoops. Pelini once made out with Stoops' girlfriend...and made Stoops watch. It was so beautiful, Stoops wept. rofl... i like that one. here is the thread you were talkin about... http://www.huskerboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=23781 Quote Link to comment
Danimal Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 The Spanish Inquisition didn't expect Bo Pelini. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 c.. Pelini grew up in Youngstown Ohio, at the same time as Bob Stoops. Pelini once made out with Stoops' girlfriend...and made Stoops watch. It was so beautiful, Stoops wept. rofl... i like that one. here is the thread you were talkin about... http://www.huskerboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=23781 Thanks..I didn't think to look in the Football section..I didn't realize these were "facts" My bad. Quote Link to comment
Bleeding Husker Red Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Startin to get kinda deep in here.... Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Startin to get kinda deep in here.... Startin'? Quote Link to comment
BOBELIEVER Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Bo's defense has yet to allow Bo Jackson a positive gain on the original Tecmo Bowl Quote Link to comment
xkbubo Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 They once made a Bo Pelini toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take sh*t from anybody. L I like that one Quote Link to comment
no_name_needed_2001 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Bo's defense has yet to allow Bo Jackson a positive gain on the original Tecmo Bowl LMFAO Quote Link to comment
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