hskrmama Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... The other night, Angie was invited out for a night with the "girls." She told her husband that she would be home by midnight , "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally mashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in. She told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem ticked off in the least. Pleased that she had gotten away with her deception, she was puzzled when her husband said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh*t,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and f*rted. Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I love a good girls night out. Oh yeah, I'll get home when I get home. Never commit to a time ladies. You'll just into trouble. Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I love a good girls night out. Oh yeah, I'll get home when I get home. Never commit to a time ladies. You'll just into trouble. If you are Ladies how could you be getting into trouble? >>>T_O_B Quote Link to comment
ohiohusker Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Girls just wanna have fun! I've never commited to a time anyway! And the last time I was in "trouble", my husband was with me. Got to dancing and having Bahama Mama's and the next thing I knew, it was Sunday morning, and I couldn't lift my head from the pillow! There is a really good live band that plays in Wheeling and they're playing again in a few weeks. My husband said, "Are we getting drunk again?" Well. maybe..................... Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I love a good girls night out. Oh yeah, I'll get home when I get home. Never commit to a time ladies. You'll just into trouble. If you are Ladies how could you be getting into trouble? >>>T_O_B Girls night out means the 'lady' stays home... Quote Link to comment
ohiohusker Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Good answer, HuskerNCo!! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Doesn't matter when you come home, just as long as you cook me my damn breakfast in the morning! Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Good answer, HuskerNCo!! You two are welcome at my house anytime. I'm always a gentleman and I provide the Bourban and Tequilla. >>>T_O_B Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 . . . I'm curious to find out what she thinks she was doing out of the kitchen. /sarcasm Quote Link to comment
hskrmama Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 I love a good girls night out. Oh yeah, I'll get home when I get home. Never commit to a time ladies. You'll just into trouble. If you are Ladies how could you be getting into trouble? >>>T_O_B Girls night out means the 'lady' stays home... Way to answer there. YEP YEP! Quote Link to comment
hskrmama Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 Doesn't matter when you come home, just as long as you cook me my damn breakfast in the morning! Undercooked bacon and runny eggs no problem Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Doesn't matter when you come home, just as long as you cook me my damn breakfast in the morning! Undercooked bacon and runny eggs no problem Just throw it on a piece of toast, that's the way I like it. Oh by the way I made the coffee. >>>T_O_B Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Doesn't matter when you come home, just as long as you cook me my damn breakfast in the morning! Undercooked bacon and runny eggs no problem Just throw it on a piece of toast, that's the way I like it. Oh by the way I made the coffee. >>>T_O_B And buttermilk pancakes, dammit! Quote Link to comment
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