Cy the Cyclone Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Chizek Avoids Legal Woes….Spring Practice Begins as Scheduled in Ames ISU Head Coach Gene Chizek has been cleared of charges in connection with the theft of a football from some Ames area youths. Chizek was photographed by a bystander apparently stealing a football from a group of six year olds early on Wednesday Angry youths try to stop Head Coach Gene Chizek during alleged ball heist When approached by police, Chizek explained that he hadn’t stolen the football but had traded for it. He said he gave each boy a ticket to the Cyclone Spring Football game in exchange for the use of their ball. “We had our first spring practice scheduled for Wednesday afternoon and that cheap-ass AD hadn’t bought us a football to practice with! What the hell was I supposed to do?” commented Chizek. “It was a fair trade…them little bastards wanted two jockstraps and a football shoe but I jawed em down to three tickets and now they’re trying to welsh on the deal” “ He told us he’d give us tickets to a football game” complained Ben Dover, the former owner of the football, “but he didn’t tell us it was gonna be the Cyclones playing against the Cyclones…that ain’t no football game. We got screwed!” Authorities have dismissed the charges “Even little kids gotta learn that it’s a dog eat dog world out there…” said Ames police officials. AD Jamie Pollard could not be reached for comment Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Ames = Hard Core Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 that was awesome Quote Link to comment
jayhawk Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Very Funny.... With a tinge of Cyclone Self Loathing, but to each their own. Quote Link to comment
eoltmer Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 LOL classic Cy, Im glad the AD is spending the universities money on a real sport...Underwater Polo! Rock on ISU! Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Cy you crack me up Quote Link to comment
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