huskernation20 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you”...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?" Quote Link to comment
strigori Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Thats more sad than funny really. Now either the married woman had really let herself go to where that outfit is revolting, or the guy is already dead, he just hasnt realized it yet. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Had to email that one to my old Girlfriends.. And just received this from one of them... Muscle Contractions ---------------------------------------------- A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your a$$hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Had to email that one to my old Girlfriends.. And just received this from one of them... Muscle Contractions ---------------------------------------------- A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your a$$hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?" I could actually see myself saying that when I'm married... Quote Link to comment
huskernation20 Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 You'll never marry! lol Quote Link to comment
I See Red People Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 A-W-E-S-O-M-E Quote Link to comment
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