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While checking out Clemson's roster, I see that the vast majority of their players are from instate. With the talent rich hotbed of the southeast, they don't have to venture far. Most others are from Florida, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama. They don't venture far north of the Mason-Dixon Line (must be the Yankee thing) - 2 from Ohio, 1 from Illinois. They've stayed clear of anything within the Louisiana Purchase zone. They did venture to California for 1 and Texas for 1.

 

Most reports indicate they've recruited some top-shelf classes in recent years and are stacked with talent.

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While checking out Clemson's roster, I see that the vast majority of their players are from instate. With the talent rich hotbed of the southeast, they don't have to venture far. Most others are from Florida, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama. They don't venture far north of the Mason-Dixon Line (must be the Yankee thing) - 2 from Ohio, 1 from Illinois. They've stayed clear of anything within the Louisiana Purchase zone. They did venture to California for 1 and Texas for 1.

 

Most reports indicate they've recruited some top-shelf classes in recent years and are stacked with talent.

 

 

Top Shelf:

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.

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While checking out Clemson's roster, I see that the vast majority of their players are from instate. With the talent rich hotbed of the southeast, they don't have to venture far. Most others are from Florida, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama. They don't venture far north of the Mason-Dixon Line (must be the Yankee thing) - 2 from Ohio, 1 from Illinois. They've stayed clear of anything within the Louisiana Purchase zone. They did venture to California for 1 and Texas for 1.

 

Most reports indicate they've recruited some top-shelf classes in recent years and are stacked with talent.

We have faced the fact that we probably won't be able to steal recruits from across the nation, so we stick to the southeast where we feel that we'll have a better chance...

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While checking out Clemson's roster, I see that the vast majority of their players are from instate. With the talent rich hotbed of the southeast, they don't have to venture far. Most others are from Florida, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama. They don't venture far north of the Mason-Dixon Line (must be the Yankee thing) - 2 from Ohio, 1 from Illinois. They've stayed clear of anything within the Louisiana Purchase zone. They did venture to California for 1 and Texas for 1.

 

Most reports indicate they've recruited some top-shelf classes in recent years and are stacked with talent.

We have faced the fact that we probably won't be able to steal recruits from across the nation, so we stick to the southeast where we feel that we'll have a better chance...

Good thing we don't take that view in Nebraska about recruiting kids in Texas, or we wouldn't have many quality recruits. :sarcasm

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While checking out Clemson's roster, I see that the vast majority of their players are from instate. With the talent rich hotbed of the southeast, they don't have to venture far. Most others are from Florida, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama. They don't venture far north of the Mason-Dixon Line (must be the Yankee thing) - 2 from Ohio, 1 from Illinois. They've stayed clear of anything within the Louisiana Purchase zone. They did venture to California for 1 and Texas for 1.

 

Most reports indicate they've recruited some top-shelf classes in recent years and are stacked with talent.

 

 

Top Shelf:

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.

:lol:

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