CelticRover20 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 OKay...it's winter. You're bored. The Spring Game is still some months away. Recruiting is just about over. And although I'm not a Nebraska native (I married one, though and she's as knowledgeable about NU football as anyone else I've ever met) I thought to myslef, "Hey...I wonder what the TOP TEN reasons (kinda like Letterman and his "Top Ten") would be for bringing Callahan back as head coach at NU. Here's one: Bringing Callahan back at least makes K-State look like a powerhouse. Any takers?? Link to comment
hosker Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 only reason id bring em back is to fire em again Link to comment
Street Novelist Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 you think you're funny, don't you? Link to comment
CelticRover20 Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 yes, Street Novelist, as a matter of fact, I DO think I'm funny and can't imagine anything worse than Callahan coming back! Here's a list of the top ten reasons I think would happen should Callahan return: 10. Bringing Callahan back makes K-State look like a powerhouse (The more “powerhouses” you have , the stronger the conference seems 9. Bringing Callahan back ensures Nebraska summers will be cooler (his attitude toward you “hillbillies, remember?) 8. Callahan just confirms it as universal knowledge that Tom Osborne is THE football god of American style football. (remember, TO had NOTHING to do with that hire...) 7. Callahan proves the West Coast Offense belongs on the west coast. 6. Rehiring Callahan sends a sonic boom across the prairie when all 1.8 million Nebraskans simultaneously utter the sound, “HUH?” 5. Colorado fans are heard to say “YES! We’ll win at least ONE game next year!” 4. New York Jet fans send every Nebraskan a fruit basket for taking Callahan away from their team. 3. Callahan returns and Nebraskans no longer have to count Memorial Stadium as the 3d largest city in the state on game day. (can you say North Platte or Hastings??) 2. Nebraskans ask Callahan to return to replace Benji, the State Clown 1. Callahan takes his rightful place atop the Capital Building and becomes the new, official cap for the “Penis of the Prairie.” God, I crack myself up! Link to comment
UGAHusker Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Population control...a lot of people would commit suicide. Link to comment
husker98 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 only reason id bring em back is to fire em again kick him in the nuts first than fire him. Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 OK, I'll bite. They both forgot their Tar and Feathers. T_O_B Link to comment
HuskerTrucker Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Well, I moved to Nevada, because the state of Nebraska wasn't big enough for the two of us...just to bring this conversation up, you should lose credit for 1000 posts on this website... Hmmm...now that would put you in the negative numbers, wouldn't it...what does that make you...like the laundry dude instead of being on the scout team? Link to comment
Street Novelist Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 yes, Street Novelist, as a matter of fact, I DO think I'm funny let me end all the suspense: YOU AREN'T! Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 yes, Street Novelist, as a matter of fact, I DO think I'm funny let me end all the suspense: YOU AREN'T! Link to comment
redout22 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I would bring him back just for recruiting. There is no other reason besides that Link to comment
lilred Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 wow. once you guys get rolling... It's not like this thread is any different than the other hundreds floating around, calm down Link to comment
Bleeding Husker Red Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 5. Colorado fans are heard to say “YES! We’ll win at least ONE game next year!” Might have something on this one....... Link to comment
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