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Best cordial gesture: Dan Beebe, Big 12 commissioner.

 

With Texas coach Mack Brown stuck at the podium for an informal Q&A with reporters for over 15 minutes, Beebe poked his head over the huddle of scribes: "Coach, you need an offensive lineman to follow out of this thing? Even if it's an old offensive lineman? I can block my way out of here," he said.

 

Brown replied, "I gotcha. I may need it in a minute."

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Best cordial gesture: Dan Beebe, Big 12 commissioner.

 

With Texas coach Mack Brown stuck at the podium for an informal Q&A with reporters for over 15 minutes, Beebe poked his head over the huddle of scribes: "Coach, you need an offensive lineman to follow out of this thing? Even if it's an old offensive lineman? I can block my way out of here," he said.

 

Brown replied, "I gotcha. I may need it in a minute."

stupid Ubben's blog link

Translated:

 

BEEBE: "Coach, you need a hot date tonight to follow you around this thing? Even it's an old cross-dresser? I can do wonderful things to you"

 

COACH: "I gotcha. Go change into that sundress I bought you"

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Best cordial gesture: Dan Beebe, Big 12 commissioner.

 

With Texas coach Mack Brown stuck at the podium for an informal Q&A with reporters for over 15 minutes, Beebe poked his head over the huddle of scribes: "Coach, you need an offensive lineman to follow out of this thing? Even if it's an old offensive lineman? I can block my way out of here," he said.

 

Brown replied, "I gotcha. I may need it in a minute."

stupid Ubben's blog link

Translated:

 

BEEBE: "Coach, you need a hot date tonight to follow you around this thing? Even it's an old cross-dresser? I can do wonderful things to you"

 

COACH: "I gotcha. Go change into that sundress I bought you"

 

:laughpound:laughpound:laughpound

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