Joke-Warning-Adult Humor

[Roxy15]

Hopefully this won't be sent somewhere:)

 

Saying Goodnight To Momma:

(adult humor)

We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We

turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our

pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.

 

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived

and we opened the front door to leave the house.

 

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots

back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. Because

she always tries to eat the bird.

 

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the

cat.

The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my

wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for

the night.

So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just

going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

 

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I

said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I

had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried

to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a

blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat

ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

 

The cab driver hit a parked car.

[rawhide]

I thought it was going to be that your husband was going to have to beat that p_ _ _ _ and throw in in the back yard

 

I ain't gonna move it; unless someone adds worse things

 

or just delete their disrespectful post j/k it's a joke

[T_O_Bull]

[Minnesota_husker]

she can cook and is funny...

 

Lucky man she is married to

 

hahahaha thanks Roxers.