Roxy15 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking.. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million.." "Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.." "Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details.." This sort of thing went on for almost 5 minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied "I'm from the phone company..I came to hook up your phone." Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Oh I get it. He was going to pay money for a landline. Ha ha! (Actually I've been thinking about getting one myself.) Quote Link to comment
UGAHusker Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Just....no. Recipes only, please. Quote Link to comment
Roxy15 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Share Posted May 24, 2011 Don't read my posts if you don't like them period! 2 Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Don't read my posts if you don't like them period! Agreed, and if you do read them then don't leave some smart ass comment. Some people read and like Roxy's posts. Quote Link to comment
Roxy15 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Share Posted May 24, 2011 Thank You aspeedlin4589:) Much appreciated:) I shouldn't say this..but..Roxanne is going to come out instead of Rosy hahaa...If I could keep them from reading my recipes and all posts for that mattter...I WOULD! Quote Link to comment
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