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Why does a man who wants to catch a bus going from Alewife to Zebedee deliberately catch one going the opposite way – from Zebedee to Alewife?

Ok wait..he's trying to catch a bus going from

 

A-->Z

 

But instead he catches one going from

 

Z-->A

 

So he's already in A town and is going back into town to go to Z town. Haha that makes no sense.

 

Is it because he doesn't have enough money?

Is it because he's a hitchhiker?

Is it because he has a pass that lets him make a round trip or something?

Is it because he is going to see someone in A town before he catches the bus to Z town?

Is it because his car broke down and he needs a ride back into town?

 

By the way, when we gonna have a farking contest on this board? :clap

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Why does a man who wants to catch a bus going from Alewife to Zebedee deliberately catch one going the opposite way – from Zebedee to Alewife?

Ok wait..he's trying to catch a bus going from

 

A-->Z

 

But instead he catches one going from

 

Z-->A

 

So he's already in A town and is going back into town to go to Z town. Haha that makes no sense.

 

Is it because he doesn't have enough money?

Is it because he's a hitchhiker?

Is it because he has a pass that lets him make a round trip or something?

Is it because he is going to see someone in A town before he catches the bus to Z town?

Is it because his car broke down and he needs a ride back into town?

 

By the way, when we gonna have a farking contest on this board? :clap

Ok wait..he's trying to catch a bus going from A-->Z But instead he catches one going from Z-->A. NO

So he's already in A town and is going back into town to go to Z town. NO

 

Is it because he doesn't have enough money? NO

Is it because he's a hitchhiker? NO

Is it because he has a pass that lets him make a round trip or something? NO

Is it because he is going to see someone in A town before he catches the bus to Z town? NO

Is it because his car broke down and he needs a ride back into town? NO

 

By the way, when we gonna have a farking contest on this board? Started two but nobody participated in either.

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emergency procedure landing in aircraft no water late for wedding/birth????

 

dropped off by aliens?

 

time warped in from Beetlejuice? sorry Beutelguese(sic)

emergency procedure landing in aircraft no water late for wedding/birth???? NO

 

dropped off by aliens? NO

 

time warped in from Beetlejuice? NO

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Did he see someone on the bus he hadn't seen in a longtime and wanted to go talk to them?

 

Did he think it was the right bus?

 

Did he like the colors of the bus?

 

Was the bus carrying "Mrs Hawaiian Tropic contestants"

 

Did the bus have something attached to it saying "follow me for a big suprise"

 

Was the guy just to lazy to figure out he was going the wrong way?

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Did he see someone on the bus he hadn't seen in a longtime and wanted to go talk to them?

 

Did he think it was the right bus?

 

Did he like the colors of the bus?

 

Was the bus carrying "Mrs Hawaiian Tropic contestants"

 

Did the bus have something attached to it saying "follow me for a big suprise"

 

Was the guy just to lazy to figure out he was going the wrong way?

Did he see someone on the bus he hadn't seen in a longtime and wanted to go talk to them? NO

 

Did he think it was the right bus? YES

 

Did he like the colors of the bus? NO

 

Was the bus carrying "Mrs Hawaiian Tropic contestants" NO, not that I know of.

 

Did the bus have something attached to it saying "follow me for a big suprise" NO

 

Was the guy just to lazy to figure out he was going the wrong way? NO

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