ESPN's Darren Rovell and The Fitness Model: A Brief History

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Darren Rovell, the absolute worst.

 

May 11, 2009: Darren Rovell writes about Nora Tobin, a model he's never heard of whom he saw in an advertisement on his CNBC blog

 

 

I'm obviously visiting my own blog here plenty of times each day just to make sure everything looks good. So I was caught off-guard when I saw an ad for FRS energy drink that didn't feature the usual endorser, Lance Armstrong.

 

Instead, the ad featured a gorgeous, ripped woman named Nora Tobin. As you can see here, it says that Nora is a "pro beach volleyball player."

 

http://deadspin.com/espns-darren-rovell-and-the-fitness-model-a-brief-his-508858388

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Is it possible he just doesn't know how long a "decade" is?

 

We are talking about Darren Rovell, after all

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"But your sign says open 24 Hours".

 

"Yeah, but not in a row"

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Woo Hoo! Thanks for the +1, CornHOLIO (or whoever). That puts me at 1500. Which means, well, absolutely nothing.

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dratted double

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Rovell is just the worst.

 

So creepy, half of his "facts" are bullsh*t, and thinks he is always right. Did I mention he is creepy?

 

He responded to the article:

 

darren rovell ‏@darrenrovell3h

Known Nora Tobin for 4 years. Seemed like longer. Guess that’s worth writing an article about.

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Rovell is just the worst.

 

So creepy, half of his "facts" are bullsh*t, and thinks he is always right. Did I mention he is creepy?

 

He responded to the article:

 

darren rovell ‏@darrenrovell3h

Known Nora Tobin for 4 years. Seemed like longer. Guess that’s worth writing an article about.

What he really means is that he's been going through her trash, and watching her sleep for the last "decade".

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Not surprising Rovell is defensive to getting information wrong, he is so full of sh*t.