NUance Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I worry about further tapes or videos being released. Although the tapes/vids listed below are pure speculation, they could be damaging to our Husker football program: . audio of Pelini berating the paperboy for throwing his newspaper in the bushes. (The paperboy starts crying). video of Pelini killing a unicorn. And eating its still beating heart. audio of Pelini making the "Mike Rotch" prank call to Dirk Chatelain during the OWH Christmas party. (Chatelain starts crying). video of Pelini leaving a flaming bag of dog sh#t on Tim Miles’ front step. Hazing the new guy. video of Pelini riding on a moped with his young, attractive girlfriend. (Our cheap boosters—sheesh! Too cheap to get Pelini a motorcycle like Hogs boosters got for Petrino.) video of Pelini goofing around in the lockerroom, and giving Tyler Moore an over-the-head super wedgie—the real reason Tyler Moore left the team. . . Okay Huskerboard, it's time to shake out of our funk! We got a game tomorrow!! 2 Quote Link to comment
RockyMountainOySker Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 You start drinking at work again NUance? Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Dont forget the hidden camera of his secret meetings with Bob Stooos where they castrate the mascots of any opposing Carsinal Mooney high school teams Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted October 4, 2013 Author Share Posted October 4, 2013 You start drinking at work again NUance? Again? What makes you think I stopped? 3 Quote Link to comment
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