(Texas, talking to every conference that will listen to their idea of killing the Big 12 to make a Super Conference with them, OU and some Texas schools)
Texas: This is terrible, they're trying to sink us all!
(Tries to join Colorado with other Texas teams)
Texas: They don't care about tradition and morals and the rest of us! They are trying to kill the Big 12!
(Makes Longhorn network, contemplates independence)
Texas: A sad day indeed
Texas: Oh w