Dave Roberts

[formerfan]

I say Callahan should hire formerfan, with his positive attitude and great insight recruits would be knocking down the doors to come play at Nebraska.

 

 

... later that night at a prospective husker's house, coach FORMERFAN tries to close the deal with young Jimmy Runningback Jr. and his father Jimmy Runningback Sr.

 

father:

"well, coach... uh... formerfan?... it sound like Cornhuskers have quite a program. it's also sounds a good school where my boy can get a good edjumacation."

 

jimmy:

"yah! edjumacation! i play futball gud!"

 

formerfan:

"you sure do, jimmy. you sure do."

 

father:

"so, what can you tell us about coach callahan?"

 

***FORMERFAN begins to shake uncontrolably***

 

father:

"uh... coach..?"

 

formerfan:

"BILLY CALLAHAN IS THE DEVIL!!!! HE IS A BLACK-HEARTED FIEND WHO SHAT UPON HUSKER TRADITION!!! HE IS EVIL INCARNATE!!!"

 

father:

"coach..? are you okay?"

 

formerfan:

"I'VE SEEN THE EVIL THAT BILLY C. DOES! THE OTHER NIGHT, I SAW IN A GRAVEYARD! HE HAD DUG-UP BOB DEVANEY'S BODY.

 

jimmy:

"daddy! i'ma scared of the bad man..!"

 

father:

"hush, boy! now see here, coach formerfan: that is the worst close i've ever seen! why would the University of Nebraska send someone one like you to recruit my boy?"

 

formerfan:

"... uh... that is... "

 

***knock on the door, it's COACH BLAKE***

 

coach blake:

"mr. runningback, i spoke with your wife and she said that..."

 

***spots FORMERFAN***

 

coach blake:

"you again!"

 

formerfan:

"curses! foiled again!"

 

***FORMERFAN throw a chair at a window to breakout the glass and promptly jumps out of the house. he runs away, bouncing back and fourth while laughing like daffy duck!***

 

coach blake:

"man, that's like the third time this week that's happened..!"

Freaking hilarious

 

You da man

[husker rob]

Has anyone heard when Callahan will make his decision on the 3 openings that NU has now.

[Red Snow Sword: Husker Sentinel]

yeah.....