kramer Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 I stole this from Pedia. Funny! "Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius (Reaaaaal Men Of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!) Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!) Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?) Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you born (those were the daaaaaays!) You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the 1870s!) Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease (we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you finish ranked number twenty, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year (Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)" Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 to bad that is not an actual televised commercial. Quote Link to comment
Silent Commit Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 I seriously needed a good chuckle this morning. I could see the TV commercial on this one...the camera panning to a avid MU fan with painted body and face and wearing an expression of extreme disappointed (or dismay) while watching his beloved Wolverines go down to the Huskers!! Quote Link to comment
hskrfannnwk Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 That would make a hellva commercial! Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Prolly get really bad ratings in Michigan Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 That is priceless!!!! Quote Link to comment
polo_check Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 You should post that on a Michigan forum and see how they reply! Be sure to tell me what site it is so I can get a chuckle out of it! Quote Link to comment
HuskersGJ Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 and take comfort knowing that when you finish ranked number twenty or ranked 28th as the case may be. details details.... Quote Link to comment
BigRedJake Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I downloaded the song just so I could properly sing along with that. Great stuff. Quote Link to comment
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