slacker Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Irregular News for 06.05.06 Japan -- File this one under “Why didn’t anybody do this sooner?” Yamaha’s prototype isn’t quite the first motorcycle airbag, but the first motorcycle airbag for your, er, tender nuggets. Their advanced safety scooter, designated the ASV-3, has a multi-chambered air bag rigged between your legs, under the seat, to open in the case of a crash, thus protecting your most prized possessions. We’re just glad to see that somebody is working to solve the “crotch + 60 mph + handlebars = pain” equation. Go go Japan! Quote Link to comment
DaveH Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Haha. That's awesome. Crotch bag. Reminds me of Nerf Crotch Bats from SNL. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 What's going to stop you from flying over the handle bars and landing on your head!!!??? Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 where were these things when i was younger? riding a bike that was obviously too large for my own good hitting a bump, my ass would slip off the seat and crunch my junk on the frame! this would have saved me atleast 5000 little spermies! Quote Link to comment
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