rawhide Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Why CouplesBreak Up.... She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for....!! ! I don't think she's coming back. GBR Quote Link to comment
KansasHusker Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 He had to be under the influence when he dropped that line on her... Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Nice! Here's one... God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all. God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves. Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me! God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW. Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and... God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire! Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar. Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?! Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates! Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Beer makes everything look better!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
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