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To whom this may concern, Id like to change my name to Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Thank you for your time and efforts! -LVM (The man formerly known as Po Belini)

Possible move to linebacker in the future. @luke_gifford: My brother @the_real_beamon always told me i'd be a linebacker... Must be able to see the future 😂

Guys, It's pretty apparent that I'm not going to be able to sell my boat for what it's worth (ie. to cover my loan). I am faced with the decision to either drop my price and risk losing a couple or three grand or to keep it and find some way to make the boat payments less of a burden. So I'm considering letting others use it for a fee, say 100 bucks for a weekend or something. I don't know if I'd let anyone use it if they weren't a close friend or family member, but I bet there are plenty of people who would do so if they're looking for a fun day at the lake. So I'm just looking for opinions, would any of you be interested in renting to do some fishing or tubing, and if so, what do you think would be a fair price(gas excluded)? My boat has a 4-stroke, so skiing for an adult would be a bit iffy, but as far as tubing with kids it's great. It's also a great fishing platform, easy to launch, etc. and has a stereo with USB or mp3 input. I know a few of you guys like to fish, and from what I can gather there are a few shore fisherman here so I thought this would be a good place for input. Don't mock me. I'm just getting somewhat desperate financially given my recent relocation and the ridiculous property taxes here in Douglas County. http://omaha.craigslist.org/boa/4662530447.html

Here it is, game week. This week's line looks really good, IMO. I'll take the heavy doses of AA and some crippling play action for the Huskers in a blowout. Gimme the Huskers to cover and I'll take the over.

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We've all had them. Possibly many of them. Some of you...ahem decked....may still have them What were they? How long did you last at them? What you liked/disliked about them. Fazolis: Lasted about 4-5 months. I was the guy that brought around the breadsticks. Wasn't suppose to eat them, but I snuck a few around the corner when it wasn't busy. I know, Im a rebel. HyVee: Sophomore in HS. All my friends got jobs here, so I decided to follow suit. Lasted about 3 months. Got yelled at by some 50-60 year old drunk dude pulling his car out of his parking space because he couldn't wait two seconds for me to pass him with the long line of carts. Sorry dude, once those bad boys get rolling, its hard to stop 20 of them. Just freaking wait for me to pass. This guy was really pissed/drunk. Went to the manager to complain about me. Ragin' Cages batting cages on 90th and Center in Omaha: Worked there for two summers. Awesome job! Paid a dollar over minimum wage. For a HS kid, that's awesome! When they weren't busy, Id grab a bat and hit to kill time. If they didn't close along with the rest of that area, I would have worked there every summer through HS. VIP Car Wash: Don't know how long I lasted. Maybe two months. Very forgettable job. Got to drive some cool cars though. Umpire: Two summers. The abuse I took was too much for me to deal with. You don't know how crazy some people are until you've officiated sporting events, even little kids sporting events the parents are ridiculous. Great money. Made $2000 doing a Memorial Day tournament. Worked 14 games in three days. Almost got beat up by parents from a KC team. I knew then I was done. Gamers: Pretty fun job. Worked there about 5-6 months freshman year of college. Hate people who bring in a million things to sell back at once. One buy back took me four hours the guy had so much sh#t. Millard Public Schools Kids Network: Before and after school program for K-5 grade. Fun job. Worked there for 3.5 years through college. Got paid to play Candy Land and kickball Bartender at Field Club of Omaha: Two summers/falls. Pretty fun job. Most of the drinks the members ordered were easy ie. jack and diet, vodka lemonade, etc. Some members were rude, some were awesome. Most tipped really well! Little league baseball coach: Seven seasons. 13/14 year old in house kids for three years. Didn't get paid. Four seasons of select. Got paid $1000/season. Won a state tournament (great experience getting a Gatorade bath btw). I posted in the dad coaches thread that I had a dad coach that created TONS of problems for me and eventually I started to lose my passion for coaching. A shame that parent complaints can do that when it should be about the kids. That's all of mine. What about you guys?

To open a Culvers in Tennessee. http://m.nydailynews.com/sports/college/iowa-assistant-coach-quits-open-fast-food-chain-article-1.1762709#bmb=1

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/04/16/sports/errors-in-inquiry-on-rape-allegations-against-fsu-jamies-winston.html?_r=1 Jameis may never face any repercussions, but the university will probably see a fat lawsuit coming their way.

Happy birthday ya gif bombing SOB! Don't get too drunk

GOP States Are The Most Dependent On Government it is only welfare when someone else is receiving it. i will point out that this is a ratio: revenue produce vs. federal tax dollars received. but it fits the makers vs. takers narrative, just not the way republicans would like.

I will be giving up chew, this is going to suck.

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One off-hand comment about nine wins got me thinking - we have tons of excuses for Husker Problems. They date back decades. Lately we've separated ourselves into a couple of camps (E or I), but that's just the most recent stuff. There's tons more. So many more that we really need to organize them. We need a list, like the Rules of the Internet (NSFW), the most famous of which is probably Rule 34 (If it exists, there's pr0n of it). Basically, you can sit around bickering about Taylor Martinez and Bo's departure to Miami or you can help with this list. Don't be a chump. Chip in. The list so far (in no particular order - numbers are for reference only): Excuse 1 - It's Bill Callahan's Fault Excuse 2 - :01 second Excuse 3 - We should be back in the Big XII. Excuse 4 - Bo Pelini inherited a wrecked ship, Osborne inherited a team that had won two national championships. Excuse 5 - The cameras always focus on Bo. Excuse 6 - Tape-gate. Excuse 7 - Bill Callahan didn't wear Nebraska gear to a presser once. Excuse 8 - Aaron Green didn't get a fair chance. Neither did Cody Green. It's not easy being Green. Excuse 9 - #9wins Excuse 10 - Harvey Perlman meddles in the program too much. Excuse 11 - Taylor Martinez is the best quarterback to ever play for Nebraska. Excuse 12 - It's the defense. Excuse 13 - Too many 11am games. Excuse 14 - Tim Miles is better at social media than Bo. Excuse 15 - Hire Scott Frost. Excuse 16 - Barney Cotton is the root of all our woes. Excuse 17 - A player said something on twitter. Excuse 18 - We're not the greatest fans. Excuse 19 - Shawn Eichorst doesn't support Bo. Excuse 20 - That booster said something once. Excuse 21 - Bo only hires his friends Excuse 22 - Stars don't matter. Excuse 23 - The backups don't get enough playing time. Excuse 24 - ESPN sucks and/or hates us. Excuse 25 - The Media hates us. Excuse 26 - Signing small classes hurt your rankings Excuse 27 - Large recruiting classes have more lower-ranked players and hurts your rankings Excuse 28 - We need to run the Option more. Excuse 29 - We need to pass it more. Excuse 30 - We need to run it more. Excuse 31 - Tim Beck!!!!!! Excuse 32 - We don't use the Fullback anymore Excuse 33 - Callahan killed the Walk-On program Excuse 34 - Does Bo ever take a good picture? Excuse 35 - We should have kept Shawn Watson Excuse 36 - Bring back Marvin Sanders! Excuse 37 - That Penn State player was out of bounds. Excuse 38 - Suh got robbed of the Heisman Excuse 39 - Tommie Frazier got robbed of the Heisman Excuse 40 - That Florida State player fumbled at the goal line. Excuse 41 - We play more games now Excuse 42 - We don't have enough night games Excuse 43 - Our schedule is too weak. Excuse 44 - The southern schools never play in the cold Excuse 45 - All our bowl games are played in the opponents' home stadiums Excuse 46 - The SEC oversigns Excuse 47 - Our Offensive Coordinator/Defensive Coordinator is terrible Excuse 48 - Our linebackers coach is terrible Excuse 49 - Our offensive line coach is terrible Excuse 50 - Other teams have a quarterbacks coach. Why don't we have a quarterbacks coach? Excuse 51 - I'd rather do things the right way with quality guys and lose a few than be like the SEC Excuse 52 - It's hard to recruit southern kids to a cold-weather school Excuse 53 - Nebraska doesn't have an ocean/beaches Excuse 54 - Too far from home (or anything actually) Excuse 55 - The Administration doesn't support Bo so we can't land big-time recruits Excuse 56 - We don't spend enough on recruiting so we can't land big-time recruits Excuse 57 - We need a bigger recruiting staff to land big-time recruits Excuse 58 - We can't recruit in Texas because we moved to the Big Ten Excuse 59 - Missouri, Kansas and/or Kansas State are better therefore we can't steal as many recruits from those areas Excuse 60 - Nebraska talent is not what it once was Excuse 61 - Nebraska HS offenses no longer fit the Huskers scheme which hurts our numbers Excuse 62 - We suck at basketball, so there's not a big game for visiting recruits in January Excuse 63 - Omaha is the closest major airport, so flights in are a logistical nightmare Excuse 64 - We don't cheat/oversign/pay the players Excuse 65 - It's easier to get into another school academically Excuse 66 - There is too much pressure from the fans' unrealistic expectations! Excuse 67 - The top of the student section is empty. Excuse 68 - The blue hairs don't stand up and cheer. Excuse 69 - The stadium sound system sucks. Excuse 70 - Callahan left the cupboard bare for Bo in 2008 Excuse 71 - Dirk Chatelain wrote a trolling article Excuse 72 - Our Strength & Conditioning / Dobson is subpar Excuse 73 - The players read these boards and our negativity affects them Excuse 74 - Coach Brown is too preachy Excuse 75 - We lose when we wear alternate uniforms Excuse 76 - If you think/say/do/don't do ___________ you aren't a true fan. Excuse 77 - Steve Pederson Excuse 78 - The Refs hate us Excuse 79 - The Defense / Offense / whole team gave up Excuse 80 - They came to win, not to play the game Excuse 81 - Callahan closed the door to former players Excuse 82 - We can't / won't / don't make adjustments Excuse 83 - Bo's dog house Excuse 84 - The refs won't call holding on our opponents Excuse 85 - It isn't the 90s anymore Excuse 86 - The announcers/analysts have no clue what they're talking about / are biased (against us) Excuse 87 - Brent Musburger's open container ticket cost us votes in a poll Excuse 88 - Huskerboard/social media isn't serious enough nor supportive of the players Excuse 89 - We never play well on National TV Excuse 90 - We always play down to the level of competition Excuse 91 - Lawrence Phillips made our team look like a bunch of thugs Excuse 92 - Bo never plays Freshman Excuse 93 - The players won't play for Bo There are more. Tons and tons more. Help me out.

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Hey guy, have a good birthday.

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http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/10323102/university-missouri-officials-did-not-pursue-rape-case-lines-investigation-finds Lake of fire for them.

Sorry it took so long guys. This is the most ambitious media project I've ever undertaken - literally took months of work to bring you this final product. But before you watch the video, I thought it would be cool to show you guys what it looked like, finished, behind the scenes: Anyways, here it is. Comments, critiques and feedback (and +1's of course!) are very much welcome and appreciated. Also, if you enjoy it, I'd be really thankful if you could share it along with others via facebook, twitter, email, other messageboards, or whatever means you'd prefer. Thanks guys. Go Big Red!

Ian Rapoport@RapSheet From #NFLGameDay: Penn State is preparing to lose Bill O’Brien. Their AD is ready to make a strong push for #Bucs coach Greg Schiano.

apparently it is his birthday.

Hey Huskerboard, needing a little advice and/or info. It looks like after more than a decade Huzkerbob will be moving back to the good life! I am about 90% sure that a big job offer is coming my way in Lincoln. Good news, but my initial search for rent housing hasn't come back with a ton of good options. There are a lot of houses for sale, but that means I have to make a more informed decision about what areas would be a good fit for me and my growing family. Problem is I haven't been to Lincoln for anything but football games in years, so I don't really know where to look for housing or what neighborhoods to avoid. My job will be near the airport on the west side of town so thats something to consider. It would be a tremendous help to us if any Linconites could share some info. More specifically, what are some of the best schools in the area? Affordable housing for a large family? *What are some areas to avoid? Opinions, advice, personal antidotes? Heck, any help would be greatly appreciated.

Now that Eichorst has confirmed that Bo's staying, what does he need to do to win YOU over, Bo-leaver? First, winning a bowl game sure would help. Everyone feels a little cheerier after a bowl win. And if the opponent happens to be Oklahoma or Texas then all the more. Second, failing that, a staff shakeup would go a long ways. I am of the opinion that Papuchis, Beck, Els, and Dobson all need pink slips. While I think Kaczenski, Fisher, Brown, Joseph, Cotton, and Garrison have earned their stay I sure hope if Bo is going to shake things up he would hire externally and not promote (which is part of to Bo-haters' beef against him) and surely any new OC/DC would bring in their own guys.

Stuffing and green bean casserole are God tier, imo. Let us discuss...